Oh oh oh that’s right, with that petty little “Touhou challenge” out of the way I can do as I please once again! Now where shall I start? Burn down the shrine? Steal the Yin-Yang Orbs? Or perhaps mutilate the shrine maiden?Muwhahahahahaha!
“——Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy w—w—What!?”
In a small remote church just bordering the Hakurei barrier a slight deviation from the normal service occurs when a blinding ball of light descends through the spire and settles on the alter. The congregation literally fall out of their pews in shock, the priest falls to his knees and claps his hands in prayer; is this the second coming of Christ?
The bright light slowly begins to dissipate and sitting there seductively with her wings stretched outright Mima lets out a howling cackle. “Well then, just who were you expecting?” Fear and dread suddenly fill the church as the congregation scream out in horror, “Demon… Heresy… Witch!!!”.
Mima smiles at their cries and replies to them in joy “Ahhh well, you’re almost there I guess~♥. You should add evil spirit to that list to top it off!”. Her comment pushes them over the edge as in a stampede they begin to evacuate the church. The poor priest faints at the sight as Mima laughs at the chaos she’s just created.
Ahh, how long has it been now since I’ve felt the cool breeze of winter against my cheek? Far too long by any means! Hah you could never keep me locked away in that pathetic hokora forever Hakurei Maiden!
I do say, it’s time to have some fun! A little bit of chaos, a little bit of discord and perhaps a nice cup of tea, sounds perfect to me. We’re just going to have to ‘share’ this site now aren’t we Reimu? Muwhahahahaha!